My Need for Speed
Posted By Erin on July 2, 2009
June 19, 2009 – West Marin, California
I’m a happy driver, right? I like to drive. Correction: I like to sing and dance when I drive. Driving is actually third on my list of priorities when I’m behind the wheel.
- Singing: Volume counts. Knowing the words doesn’t.
- Dancing: No mere head bobbing neither – we’re talking hands off the wheel, shoulder rolls, a little thigh slapping.
- Driving: It’s scary just how often I follow the car in front of me and end up at some random location.
Everyone who drives with me knows that it’s participatory sport. Participating as in, I rely on my passengers to call out stops signs, pedestrians, red lights. Never apologize for pointing out the obvious when we’re in the car – chances are I’m busy snapping my fingers.
So I guess I shouldn’t have been too surprised when Officer “B” pulled me over last week for going 78 in a 55. What’s amazing is that this is my first ticket in 9 years. (Although, come to think of it, I didn’t own a car for 8 of those years, so let’s temper the self-congratulations.)
So I’m waiting in the car while Officer “B” runs my plates, etc. and I see my little box of Go Cards™ sitting in my purse and decide to give him one. Why I think that being stopped for a traffic violation is an appropriate marketing opportunity, I’m unsure. But I think it is.
My Go Cards™ all have different pictures from my travels. They’re cool, more on them later.
As Officer “B” hands me the ticket, I hand him my Go Card™ and invite him to visit my web site. He was a little stunned (he probably thought I was trying to pick him up). He flipped the Go Card™ over and read the back out loud: GoErinGo!
Oh No — GoErinGo!
I immediately say “but slowly, slowly.” Really, I swear, Erin…Go…Slowly…









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I/ve been telling you Go Erin Slowly for years! Hopefully Officers A & C won’t view this and be on the watch for you boppin in your car (hopefuly with seat belt on).
Erin,
Watch out for West Marin sheriffs. A friend of mine was stalked by one. Not sure whether he’s still out there, but you need to be more cautious. And speeding in West Marin could introduce you to the most dangerous being to share the road with, especially if you have a small, low to the ground car — Bambiezilla. That’s right. Meeting Bambie with your bumper at high speed could do terrible things to your vehicle, and endanger you. And.. you wouldn’t want to hurt Bambie would you? Believe me, I know. I’ve had two close encounters with Bambie in 5 years of West Marin driving. Sad result both times for Bambie that is. I drive a truck, Bambie hadn’t a chance. I go slower now and watch for critters. They are everywhere. It’s why we like the place.